What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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