The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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