Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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womens sports...

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Wumbo

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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