How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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women's rights

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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pedophile

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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