Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Fart

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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