- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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