- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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