What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Loperson

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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whats my name? Matt

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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