Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Knock Knock CUM IN!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's brown and sticky? A stick

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Your grandma's cookies.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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