Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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