- Anti Joke

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Penis.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Once upon a time, The end.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.