- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Woman rights.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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