Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

i just pooped that is all!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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