- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

this site is funny.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Women's rights.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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