- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Your future.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

whats 69+2? 71

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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