- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

kaite is dumb that is true

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

The government

Nice belt.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Justin Bieber's mother.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Carrot fingers

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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