What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock Knock Come in!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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