- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

I hate blackniggers

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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