- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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