Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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