How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Miley Cyrus.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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