A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Men's Rights

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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