- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Justin's hair

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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