- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

BOTTOM!!!

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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