How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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