What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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