- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

God

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

My pet rock died.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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