- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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