A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Knock knock Come in

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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http://richardfigures.com/

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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