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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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