whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Anti Joke

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