What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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