- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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