What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mom.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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