So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Welcome to die!

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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