Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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wood cant chuck wood

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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