a fish swimming in the water swims

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Lil' Wayne

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Michael Brown

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Comedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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