Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What abou three times

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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AVB

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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memes

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Anti Joke

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