Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Ham sandwich

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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hot diggity dog

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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