- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Looks through the peephole.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

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