What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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