A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

A jew went to Germany.

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Do you believe this will change?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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