- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Women's rights.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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