What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Women's Rights

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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DANA

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I came.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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