What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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