A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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