Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Your mother just died.

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