Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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