- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-knock knock! -doors open

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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