- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

whats the capital of congo famine

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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